Me and my wife had some people over for some low key chill fun. Our guests were her friend, her friends bf and another guy.
So to set the scene me and the other guy were playing some xbox together. It wasn't even a close game. We were just vibing and having a good time.
We get to a break in the game and naturally I checked my phone to kill the time. I get a text from my wife saying "I've made a grave mistake". It was from about 20 mins ago and i just now saw it.
So I get up and go over to her in the kitchen and ask her what the text was about. She said that this was a convo we needed to have in the bedroom so we walk towards the room and I close the door.
I again ask what she meant by "I made a grave mistake". Hesitantly, she said that she just looked up from her phone and saw her friend's bf just man spreading on our couch and thought nothing of it.
Thats when she saw it. She saw the outline of his dick in his shorts. That's not what gets me going. I then said "Uhh okay" ya know thinking nothing of it bc I like to wear loose or no underwear with tight shorts that hugs.
Its what she said next. "I looked at it and its like it looked back at me" she said almost comically. "It was pretty impressive babe," she said with almost an "oof" type of expression on her face.
She then said that she's worried for her friend bc of it. All those comments were honestly innocent. She was just telling me about and observation she made which wasn't uncommon as we have a very open line of communication both ways.
The next morning we are driving to church and she teases me about a song we are listening to as its sang by an artist that I have previously said was pretty hot to me.
I quip back that at least I didn't see my friend's boyfriends dick last night. She then makes a reminiscent type face and said that it was an accident.
I then asked "Was it big" and she made the same oof face as she did last night and said, "uhh yeah...it was pretty big". The conversation fizzled out after that organically. Since that weekend I haven't thought about anything since.
FUCK MY WIFE!
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