Last night my wife was with her dom lover. As usual, she called me and let me listen in on their shenanigans over speakerphone (while I was locked in a chastity device, of course). The best part of the night was when he was swatting her beautiful ass with a belt. I heard every swat and yell. Then I heard my wife mutter "charade, charade..."
Her lover said, "That's not the safe word," and gave her one last strap. (She meant to say "carousel" but confused her Audrey Hepburn movies, poor little thing.)
Her lover then fucked her in the ass as a way to help her never to forget the safe word.
FUCK MY WIFE!